About the Hosts

Meet Jen, Phil, Porter, and Daphne.  

Jen is a former Air Force officer who now primarily works from home practicing tax law.  Having “house hacked” and “side hustled” before those were even in the vernacular, she has 16 years of real estate rental experience, 5 in short-term rental hosting.  She can be found folding a fitted sheet like a pro while negotiating real estate fund structures for her main gig.  Outside of adulting, she loves riding Icelandic horses, spending time with pups, doing jigsaw puzzles, and playing her piano.  

Phil is currently in the Space Force and is the resident maintenance technician and well as co-host for the property.  He loves all things Penn State football, community rowing on the Potomac, and joining Jen for the theatre.  He has yet to find an item of food he will not try and is a magician with his smoker.  

Daphne and Porter are the real home owners though.  Bred in Poland, they are now living the pampered American dream. They are half siblings and generally act like twins, though Daphne being slightly more dominant.  They both love to cuddle and interact with their adoring public on daily walks.  Their other favorite things are playing fetch, romping around Congressional Cemetery, and reminding their humans of their feeding schedule.